it's my birthday!
my friend gave me a my little pony christmas ornament, and another one gave me a bag of ghirardelli squares and a smackers skittles bath set.
and my mommy brought me lunch and balloons at school.
thennnnn we had salmon for dinner and chocolate torte, because i don't like cake, and my parents gave me a scarf from paris and a tiny bottle of Fendi Palazzo.
:D
party is saturday, we're going to meet hurr and then go to lloyd center mall for shopping and chinese food and then we'll watch movies later that night i guess.
i'mma rent Love Object and Pootie Tang.
inside joke(s).
the most incendiary of verse/naive of assumptions/skewed of perceptions/awkward of misunderstandings/desperate of desires for unequivocal esteem.
12/13/07
12/8/07
rumer willis.
has anyone ever noticed just how hideously ugly rumer willis is?
she's fucking disgusting.
she's grotesque.
and she's a total douchebag!
"i'm totally awesome because my parents are famous, so i don't need to do anything worthwhile!"
what the fuck.
stop paying attention to her.
just look at this:

GROSS.
she's revolting.
i can't even look at her.
how did that even happen?
i mean her mom is obviously gorgeous, and her dad isn't what i would call ugly.
i guess she just got the bad genes from both sides.
really, i'm not trying to be mean here.
i just wanted to point out that this is one ugly, ugly girl who seems to want all of our attention just because her parents are famous.
if i looked like that, i think i'd want the least attention possible.
it's not like she can't afford plastic surgery!
maybe her parents don't want to pay for it.
shouldn't it be considered child abuse to let your kid walk around looking like that?
it's just cruel.
someone should start a charity.
The Rumer Willis De-Uglification Foundation.
seriously.

what the fuck, girl?
as if you weren't enough of an assault to my retinas before, you had to bleach your fugly short hair fluorescent yellow?
i can't even comprehend how fucked up this poor girl is.
good lord.
she's fucking disgusting.
she's grotesque.
and she's a total douchebag!
"i'm totally awesome because my parents are famous, so i don't need to do anything worthwhile!"
what the fuck.
stop paying attention to her.
just look at this:

GROSS.
she's revolting.
i can't even look at her.
how did that even happen?
i mean her mom is obviously gorgeous, and her dad isn't what i would call ugly.
i guess she just got the bad genes from both sides.
really, i'm not trying to be mean here.
i just wanted to point out that this is one ugly, ugly girl who seems to want all of our attention just because her parents are famous.
if i looked like that, i think i'd want the least attention possible.
it's not like she can't afford plastic surgery!
maybe her parents don't want to pay for it.
shouldn't it be considered child abuse to let your kid walk around looking like that?
it's just cruel.
someone should start a charity.
The Rumer Willis De-Uglification Foundation.
seriously.

what the fuck, girl?
as if you weren't enough of an assault to my retinas before, you had to bleach your fugly short hair fluorescent yellow?
i can't even comprehend how fucked up this poor girl is.
good lord.
12/4/07
barf.
i have the fucking stomach flu!
i haven't showered in about 4 days because i can't stand up long enough without getting sick. i haven't eaten anything except 5 ritz crackers and a mandarin orange that i think i might throw up in a minute.
and it feels like i've missed a week of school even though it's only been 1 day.
not including today.
why is the birdcage rated R?
is it the naked man art in their apartment?
i don't get it.
9 days until my birthday,
and it's beginning to look a lot like christmas.
EDIT: i get it now. you can't drop the f-bomb more than 4 times until you get hit with an R-rating and i think they say it like 6 times or something like that.
i haven't showered in about 4 days because i can't stand up long enough without getting sick. i haven't eaten anything except 5 ritz crackers and a mandarin orange that i think i might throw up in a minute.
and it feels like i've missed a week of school even though it's only been 1 day.
not including today.
why is the birdcage rated R?
is it the naked man art in their apartment?
i don't get it.
9 days until my birthday,
and it's beginning to look a lot like christmas.
EDIT: i get it now. you can't drop the f-bomb more than 4 times until you get hit with an R-rating and i think they say it like 6 times or something like that.
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