12/13/07

spank bank.

it's my birthday!

my friend gave me a my little pony christmas ornament, and another one gave me a bag of ghirardelli squares and a smackers skittles bath set.
and my mommy brought me lunch and balloons at school.


thennnnn we had salmon for dinner and chocolate torte, because i don't like cake, and my parents gave me a scarf from paris and a tiny bottle of Fendi Palazzo.

:D

party is saturday, we're going to meet hurr and then go to lloyd center mall for shopping and chinese food and then we'll watch movies later that night i guess.
i'mma rent Love Object and Pootie Tang.
inside joke(s).

12/8/07

rumer willis.

has anyone ever noticed just how hideously ugly rumer willis is?
she's fucking disgusting.
she's grotesque.
and she's a total douchebag!
"i'm totally awesome because my parents are famous, so i don't need to do anything worthwhile!"

what the fuck.
stop paying attention to her.
just look at this:



GROSS.
she's revolting.
i can't even look at her.
how did that even happen?
i mean her mom is obviously gorgeous, and her dad isn't what i would call ugly.
i guess she just got the bad genes from both sides.

really, i'm not trying to be mean here.
i just wanted to point out that this is one ugly, ugly girl who seems to want all of our attention just because her parents are famous.
if i looked like that, i think i'd want the least attention possible.

it's not like she can't afford plastic surgery!
maybe her parents don't want to pay for it.
shouldn't it be considered child abuse to let your kid walk around looking like that?
it's just cruel.

someone should start a charity.
The Rumer Willis De-Uglification Foundation.




seriously.


what the fuck, girl?
as if you weren't enough of an assault to my retinas before, you had to bleach your fugly short hair fluorescent yellow?

i can't even comprehend how fucked up this poor girl is.
good lord.

12/4/07

barf.

i have the fucking stomach flu!
i haven't showered in about 4 days because i can't stand up long enough without getting sick. i haven't eaten anything except 5 ritz crackers and a mandarin orange that i think i might throw up in a minute.

and it feels like i've missed a week of school even though it's only been 1 day.
not including today.

why is the birdcage rated R?
is it the naked man art in their apartment?
i don't get it.



9 days until my birthday,
and it's beginning to look a lot like christmas.

EDIT: i get it now. you can't drop the f-bomb more than 4 times until you get hit with an R-rating and i think they say it like 6 times or something like that.

11/22/07

international pop-star

it's thanksgiving!
i'm watching the macy's thanksgiving day parade on nbc; the rest of my family is watching it in the other room on cbs.
it's so annoying when people call it "the macy's day parade."
we're not celebrating macy's, you guys.

anyway.

i have on my grey calvin klein tank top underneath a black wifebeater from delia's and a vintage black cardigan and my eiffel tower necklace from paris and this necklace with a ring on it that my bestfriend gave me in like 2nd grade.

the kid on tv is doing this dance that's like a combination of riverdance and mc hammer.
up with people!

MENUDO!


sweet.

11/21/07

christopher walken

didn't go to school yesterday cause i was tired and i didn't have any important classes.
i watched knocked up and used the search function on my ipod for the first time.

this morning in first period, my friend called me and my phone rang in class so the teacher took it and i didn't get it back until 3:30.

also just had the best eggnog ever made but i don't know what kind it was.

so now it's time to go watch pieces of april on dvd cause it's thanksgiving tomorrow and drink more eggnog cause it's delicious.

happy tofurkey day!

11/18/07

fdklsfdksl;

if i ever have kids (which i definitely want to), i want 2 boys named Jude Sebastian and Logan Mikhail.
for a girl, i really like the name amelie, and NOT because of the movie.

also, i really want Paris, Je'Taime on dvd for christmas.

24 days until my birthday.

11/17/07

bikini bottom

went to the washington square mall today so my sister could see santa.
i got this lotion for my mom for christmas from bath & body works and this little sample size bottle for me.
also went to the disney store, gifts from afar and sharper image. then toys R us on the way home.
not much to say, really.
i'm getting this book for my dad for christmas called the physics of star trek, and i'm not really sure what to get for my sister. probably something with hello kitty.

now it's cold and i'm kind of bored, but i have popcorn and mystery men is on starz.
25 days until my birthday.