2. the same thing, with weed.
3. when it comes to thirsty thursday (and friday and saturday... and the rest of the week), $2.50 goes a long way.
4. random hookups in high school make you a slut. random hookups in college make you everyone's best friend.
5. long distance relationships don't mean shit. to the people in the relationship or anyone else.
6. short skirts generally lead to free alcohol.
7. bring hot friends to parties.
8. convenience store clerks around campus could care less if you're 21.
9. the amount of church kids who will still talk to you by the end of the semester is directly proportionate to the number of times you've stumbled into the building drunk at 3am.
10. always, always hit on public safety. and drug dealers.
"this is just like high school, only we live here and instead of parents we have RA's"
