so about a week ago my friend and i (high off our asses) typed some crazy bullshit into google translator, posted it all over myspace in german, then translated it back into english.
anyway, i just re-read it and it is possibly the most hilarious thing i've ever read:
"Hello my firm friends, I would like your farts swallow because I love you so. They mean so much to me, I would bake biscuits, you best. praise the Lord! it is time for celebration! Use correct spelling, grammar and punctuation always in your life. my swing with your fists high fives. and six and sevens. They give me cheek, I give you Ass"
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
but then i laughed for like an hour when i read this freshman year.
the most incendiary of verse/naive of assumptions/skewed of perceptions/awkward of misunderstandings/desperate of desires for unequivocal esteem.